Woody had committed to travel with a Gnomad to the Cook Islands, New Zealand and Australia. Woody would be traveling to three remarkable places and would be gone for almost three weeks.
According to rule #4 of the Party Gnome Laws " The Party Gnome must be returned to the Party Gnomes Official Travel Agent upon your first day back at work."
Woody was back from his travel on March 28, 2007, however he has yet been returned.
After a Gnome meeting on March 27, 2007 The Party Gnome Official Travel Agent contacted the Gnomad in which Woody was in their custody and reminded that he was to be returned. The Gnomads made arrangements to make the "Woody hand off". The "Woody hand off" has yet to take place.
This Woody GD Gnome abduction has the Gnomads very concerned. Woody missed an engagement he had committed to earlier this month.
Gnomes become very irritable when they become satanic. Gnomes need to explore and experience new surroundings with many different people and personalities to live life to the fullest a Gnome can.
If you see a captive Gnome... proceed with caution. After ensuring your safety and the safety of the Gnome ask where the Gnome belongs. If the Gnome is about 4" tall, wears a red hat answers inebriated that may be Woody. Please email the Gnomads ASAP@ 5150gnome@gmail.com I have included a picture of Woody in happier times. Please study the photo and help bring Woody home.
I will not sleep peaceful until my twin is returned to The Party Gnome Official Travel Agent.
West The Gnome
