Woody in Sin City!

Since my "extended" vacation to the Cooks Islands, New Zealand and Australia I felt well rested and ready to return to my travel engagements.

I was overjoyed to have the chance to accompany a Gnomad to Las Vegas. I had heard nothing but rave reviews from my twin West. I would have to be on my best Gnome behavior during a Sorority meeting, other than that I could party like the rock star I am.

It was a pleasant time in "Sin City". I was able to mingle with many different people from the US during the annual Sorority meeting. I enjoyed pretending that I was the "regional director", drinking, playing slots till my wee eyes were blurred (or were my eyes blurred from too much of my favorite beverage?), and just enjoying being a party Gnome.

Lucky for this Gnome Las Vegas is close to home and I know I will soon return.

Woody The Gnome

Go Dodger Blue!!

I was so excited for my next adventure, a Gnomad asked me to join her for a Los Angeles Dodger Baseball game. As you might have guess from the other pictures posted a little Gnome fact is Gnomes love baseball. How could Gnomes not love baseball with the perfect manicured fields?
We had a blast watching the Dodgers take on the visiting Pittsburgh Pirates. It was Jason Schmidt t-shirt give away night too. Unfortunately for this Gnome the Dodgers didn't realize the need for Gnome size t-shirts, so I missed out on the give-a-way.
I ate a famous Dodger Dog hot dog, peanuts and Cracker Jacks. I had a blast doing the traditional Dodger wave during the sixth inning. I went home horse after singing to the top of these wee little lungs "Take Me Out To the Ballgame" during the seventh inning stretch.
I had a lot of fun and can't wait to catch my next game some time in the near future.
West The Gnome

Gnomads rejoice as Woody is safely returned!

After a delay in the hand off... Woody GD Gnome was safely returned to Queen Nana Nunu Gnomad! It was a delay that must not be repeated! May all Gnomads learn from this... if you fail to follow The Party Gnome Laws then there are consequences.
Following the "Gnome abduction", the Gnomads held their monthly spontaneous meeting. During the April meeting a vote was taken and majority ruled that the offending Gnomad would be penalized for failing to uphold their Gnomad duties and thus breaking The Party Gnome Rule #4. The Gnomads voted that the offending Gnomad would not be granted travel itineraries for future Gnome travel, unless there are no other Gnomads requesting itineraries within the same two week period.
We can not have Gnomads missing their Gnome hand offs. It is unfair to the Gnomad that has requested and been granted Gnome travel itineraries. So please be aware of the travel dates of Gnomads after you so that we all can experience traveling with the Gnomes!
West The Gnome