Thursday, December 27, 2007

Come Tour My New Home With Me....




Hello Gnomads!

I was delighted to be asked to accompany Gnomad Princess Consuela Bananahommock to tour the new home of A-West across the street at the UCLA Ronald Reagan Medical Center.

It was beautiful! All new everything! If I were a patient I would never leave my plush suite! All the rooms are private, with their own bathrooms complete with showers and a flat screen television. From the new smoke deck you have a beautiful view of Westwood.

I heard from other Gnomads that our new home will be ready in early April. We'll see.

I can't wait to be Welcomed in our new home!
La Conte The Gnome

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Merry/Happy Chrismaka!





To all my Gnomads... Merry/Happy Chrismaka! I was delighted to be asked to join Gnomad Princess Consuela Banana Hammock to celebrate Chrismaka. As La Conte Gnome posted earlier Chrismaka is a very JOLLY time indeed.


We began our day by having what is called "Chrismaka Punch". What is "Chrismaka Punch "? Well it's an adult beverage, and as any good Gnome I would never pass any adult beverage. I am always ready to experience a new tradition and "Chrismaka Punch" will defiantly be added to this Gnomes list for traditions.


For those Gnomads playing at home making "Chistmaka Punch" is easy, satisfies any palate and may be used at any get together. To make "Chrismaka Punch" you need Cranberry juice, Pineapple juice and Malibu Rum. Mix all together to taste. First add Cranberry juice and then add Pineapple juice (about twice as much as Cranberry) then add the Malibu Rum. A word of advice from this Gnome though, this drink is very refreshing and has a kick.


I had a wonderful time. I had many drinks and had more than enough food/treats.


One very unexpected surprise I experienced while visiting Gnomad Princess Consuela Banana Hammock's family... I saw some distant cousins.


At first I thought these wee eyes of mine were playing tricks on me. After many Chismaka drinks who would have blamed this gnome from thinking I was seeing things.


As I took a minute to daydream out the front window, thinking how the other Gnomes and Gnomads were celebrating this joyous season I saw a glimmer. No it wasn't St. Nick La Conte spoke of in an earlier post, it was a glimmer of a Gnome hat.


Were these wee eyes decieving me? Should I have past on the last Chrismaka Punch passed to me?


No I wasn't seeing things right there on the other side of the window I saw them, two larger than life Gnomes staring right back at me.


Gnomad Princess Consula Banana Hammock took me out so I could met the two Garden Gnomes. As you can see by the picture they were Garden Gnomes and not Travling Gnomes by their size. I was glad to have met Garden Gnomes. As Mike and Ike Garden Gnome told me about their lives as twin Garden Gnomes I was glad to be a travling Gnome. Mike and Ike Garden Gnome told me stories how that every Tuesday these men showed up in their truck and moved them from their flower bed home to other areas in the yard.


Unlike the Garden Gnomes I was thankful to be a Travling Gnome. These wee eyes have been lucky enough to been able to accompany many Gnomads on their adventures.


I look forward to the new year to see what the new year adventures will be.


West The Gnome

Monday, December 17, 2007

HO! HO! HO!



What a Jolly weekend I had! I was overjoyed when Gnomad Princess Consuela Bananahammock asked if I would like to join her for a Jolly right time at Breakfast with Santa! I have heard of this most Jolly man during my young Gnome years! Would I met any of my distant cousins Elves?


Oh yes, Gnomes are related way down the wee family tree to Elves. No, not the Keebler Elves! Santa's wee little helpers that help to make the children's gifts.


It was the most festive time this Gnome has seen with these wee little eyes. All the children were soon joyful as they all waited so patiently for Old St. Nick.

We played reindeer games, ate a wonderful breakfast and even were amazed by a backyard magic show.


Then the main event... Santa Clause! It was the real Old St. Nick with all the yule tide trimmings including his shining belt buckle that had his name embossed in gold.


I am sad to report that my cousins the Elves were no where to be seen. Maybe the Elves were too busy finishing making all the kids on the "Nice" list all the goodies Santa is famous for.


The night would not be complete for any self described "Party Gnome" without partaking in an adult beverage or two. This gnome would give two thumbs wee up for Sierra Navada's Celebration Ale.


Happy Holidays to all...

La Conte The Gnome