"Is this your first baby shower?" that was a question overheard asked by Gnomad Troublemaker's "me husband".
Well yes, as a matter of fact this Gnome has never attend a baby shower before. When I was first asked to attend I thought "why would you need a lot of people to come shower a baby? Don't human babies take bubble baths like I have seen so many times in movies?' And for that matter why would you shower a baby before the mother gave birth? Are human babies dirty?
How silly this Gnomem is. A baby shower is when you go and eat, give money to the mother and of course as in any other Gnomad activity D-R-I-N-K!
I am delighted to report the baby shower was a hit and more fun than all the other stories I have heard about showers. We did not play games and there was no balloons and streamers strung about. No bears and no ponies. I did see food, people laughing and Margaritas!
I think in the future Gnomad Troublemaker's "me husband" and this Gnome will be the first to RSVP to a baby shower!
La Conte The Gnome
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